He is such a slut. More and more my type.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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