oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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