how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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