So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
