Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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