i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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