I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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