fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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