you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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