You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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