Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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