Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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