We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
