i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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