my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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