Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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