No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Never let your siblings swipe right.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
