your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
NoShamevember. You game?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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