She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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