would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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