8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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