he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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