Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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