you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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