I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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