: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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