after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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