When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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