have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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