Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Randomize
