just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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