I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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