you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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