So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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