Dual....:-)
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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