Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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