ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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