STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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