problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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