Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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