In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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