glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
