drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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