Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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