I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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