She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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