How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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