His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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