I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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