walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I currently don't understand fingers.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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