Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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