so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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