is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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