did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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