try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
