Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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