Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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